Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

Die Liebe ist eine leichte Gemütskrankheit, die durch die Ehe oft schnell geheilt werden kann. (Sacha Guitry)

 

[Andrew0606]

Bei einer Geschwindigkeit von 100 km/h ist die elektrische Uhr das lauteste Geräusch, das sie in diesem neuen Rolls-Royce hören. (David Ogilvy)

 

[Andrew0606]

Das Leben ist wie der Eiskunstlauf: Es besteht aus Pflicht und Kür, und oft fällt die Entscheidung bei der Pflicht. (Gustav Knuth)

 

[Andrew0606]

Der sittliche Mensch liebt seine Seele, der gewöhnliche sein Eigentum. (Konfuzius)

 

[Andrew0606]

Es ist nur eine Religion, aber es kann vielerlei Arten des Glaubens geben. (Immanuel Kant)

 

[Spacyman]

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. (Mel Brooks)

 

[Andrew0606]

The political problem of mankind is to combine three things: economic efficiency, social justice and individual liberty. (John Maynard Keynes)

 

[Andrew0606]

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

 

[Andrew0606]

Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. (Arthur C. Clarke)

 

[Andrew0606]

Man is the only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy)

 

[Andrew0606]

Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species. (William Somerset Maugham)

 

[Andrew0606]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Emo Philips)

 

[Andrew0606]

If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy. (Anonymous)

 

[Andrew0606]

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war. (Napoleon)

 

[Andrew0606]

Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it. (Miles Kington)

 

[Andrew0606]

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood. (Sam Ewing)

 

[Andrew0606]

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts. (Anthony Price)

 

[Sansi]

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. (Albert Einstein)