Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. (George Bernard Shaw)

 

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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! (Homer Simpson)

 

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No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. (Kin Hubbard)

 

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than S*x. (Aldous Huxley)

 

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The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
(Ludwig Wittgenstein)

 

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Die uns gespendete Liebe, die wir nicht als Segen und Glück empfinden, empfinden wir als eine Last.
(Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach)

 

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. (Bob Hope)

 

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It is not possible to fight beyond your strength even if you strive. (Homer)

 

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Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner. (Alex Cox)

 

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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. (Robert Paul)

 

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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. (Jo Brand)

 

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Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement. (Henry Ford)

 

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Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. (Henny Youngman)

 

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Life is what happens when you are making other plans. (John Lennon)

 

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Remember that time is money. (Benjamin Franklin)

 

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Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once. (Anonymous)

 

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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

 

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Academy: A modern school where football is taught. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

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Don't find fault, find a remedy. (Henry Ford)