Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Sansi]

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. (Will Rogers)

 

[pscheidl]

Ich beschäftige mich nicht mit dem, was getan worden ist. Mich interessiert, was getan werden muss. (Marie Curie)

 

[schauri]

Eines Tages schwimmt die Wahrheit doch nach oben. Als Wasserleiche.

(Wieslaw Brudzinski)

 

[schauri]

Ich denke nicht daran, mich selbst einzuschränken, nur weil die Leute nicht akzeptieren, dass ich etwas anders mache.

(Dolly Parton)

 

[rotherhund]

Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied.
dt. Dichter, Journalist und Lyriker
15.08.1740 - 21.01.1815
Matthias Claudius

 

[Andrew0606]

Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly? (Katharine Hepburn)

 

[Andrew0606]

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. (Aldous Huxley)

 

[Andrew0606]

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. (Indira Gandhi)

 

[Andrew0606]

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim. (Margaret Thatcher)

 

[Andrew0606]

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. (Winston Churchill)

 

[Andrew0606]

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

 

[Andrew0606]

S*x and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. (Kevin Costner)

 

[Andrew0606]

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! (Homer Simpson)

 

[Andrew0606]

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant. (Anonymous)

 

[Andrew0606]

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. (Mae West)

 

[Andrew0606]

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. (Henry Ford)

 

[Andrew0606]

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. (Lord Byron)

 

[Andrew0606]

Everybody likes to go their own way - to choose their own time and manner of devotion. (Jane Austen)