Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. (Mae West)

 

[Andrew0606]

Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

 

[Andrew0606]

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. (Eric Morecambe)

 

[Andrew0606]

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me! (Homer Simpson)

 

[Andrew0606]

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. (Woody Allen)

 

[Andrew0606]

Chaos is the score upon which reality is written. (Henry Miller)

 

[Andrew0606]

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

Trying is the first step towards failure. (Homer Simpson)

 

[Andrew0606]

All great truths begin as blasphemies. (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[Andrew0606]

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Andrew0606]

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. (Aristotle)

 

[Andrew0606]

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. (Will Rogers)

 

[pscheidl]

Die Frauen machen sich nur deshalb so hübsch, weil das Auge des Mannes besser entwickelt ist als sein Verstand. (Doris Day)

 

[rotherhund]

Das Weltall ist ein Kreis, dessen Mittelpunkt überall, dessen Umfang nirgends ist.
frz. Philosoph, Physiker und Mathematiker
19.06.1623 - 19.08.1662
Blaise Pascal

 

[Andrew0606]

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. (Samuel Butler)

 

[Andrew0606]

All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant. (Aldous Huxley)

 

[Andrew0606]

The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw. (Humphrey Davy)

 

[Andrew0606]

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy)

 

[Andrew0606]

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. (P. J. O'Rourke)

 

[Andrew0606]

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. (Elbert Hubbard)