Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. (Margaret Thatcher)

 

[Andrew0606]

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. (David Letterman)

 

[Andrew0606]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. (Oscar Wilde)

 

[Andrew0606]

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. (Oscar Wilde)

 

[Andrew0606]

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

 

[Andrew0606]

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. (Errol Flynn)

 

[Andrew0606]

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. (Wernher von Braun)

 

[Andrew0606]

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war. (Napoleon)

 

[Andrew0606]

The political problem of mankind is to combine three things: economic efficiency, social justice and individual liberty. (John Maynard Keynes)

 

[Andrew0606]

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. (Anton Chekhov)

 

[Andrew0606]

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. (Joey Adams)

 

[Andrew0606]

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind. (Patrick Dennis)

 

[Andrew0606]

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. (Eric Morecambe)

 

[Andrew0606]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. (Steven Wright)

 

[Andrew0606]

15% of all statistics are meaningless. (Anonymous)

 

[Andrew0606]

Trying is the first step towards failure. (Homer Simpson)

 

[Andrew0606]

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. (Alfred Hitchcock)

 

[biene01090]

Was spricht dagegen, etwas Gutes zu tun, wenn keiner zuschaut?
(Nicole Kidman)

 

[karin-pferdefan]

Auch der Dumme hat manchmal einen gescheiten Gedanken. Er merkt es nur nicht.
US-Schauspieler und Oscarpreisträger
1913 - 1987
(Danny Kaye)

 

[Andrew0606]

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. (William Somerset Maugham)