Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Sansi]

Zum Mitleiden gab die Natur vielen ein Talent, zur Mitfreude nur wenigen. (Friedrich Hebbel)

 

[Andrew0606]

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill. (Peter Ustinov)

 

[Andrew0606]

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
(Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness. (Elbert Hubbard)

 

[Andrew0606]

A man's got to know his limitations. (Clint Eastwood)

 

[Andrew0606]

Bureaucratic time, which is slower than geologic time but more expensive than time spent with Madame Claude's girls in Paris. (P. J. O'Rourke)

 

[Andrew0606]

Do you see this? N-Y-P-D! Means I will knock your punk-ass down! (Will Smith)

 

[Andrew0606]

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[Andrew0606]

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. (Voltaire)

 

[Andrew0606]

What delights us in visible beauty is the invisible. (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach)

 

[Andrew0606]

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs. (Elbert Hubbard)

 

[Andrew0606]

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. (Albert Einstein)

 

[Andrew0606]

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I had the chance. (Denis Leary)

 

[Andrew0606]

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. (Douglas Adams)

 

[rotherhund]

Geliebt zu werden kann eine Strafe sein. Nicht wissen, ob man geliebt wird, ist Folter. (Robert Lembke)

 

[Andrew0606]

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. (Ralph Bus)

 

[Andrew0606]

I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper. (Al Bundy)

 

[Andrew0606]

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

 

[Andrew0606]

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. (Samuel Johnson)