Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

 

[Andrew0606]

In Heaven all the interesting people are missing. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

 

[Andrew0606]

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. (Salvador Dali)

 

[Andrew0606]

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Andrew0606]

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get. (Homer Simpson)

 

[Andrew0606]

It is too difficult to think nobly when one thinks only of earning a living. (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

 

[Andrew0606]

Do you see this? N-Y-P-D! Means I will knock your punk-ass down! (Will Smith)

 

[Sansi]

Lachen bedeutet schadenfroh sein, aber mit gutem Gewissen. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

 

[Sansi]

Nur die Toten haben das Ende des Krieges gesehen. (Plato)

 

[Sansi]

Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)

 

[pscheidl]

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[Andrew0606]

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
(Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business. (John Steinbeck)

 

[Andrew0606]

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. (Winston Churchill)

 

[Andrew0606]

Parents forgive their children least readily for the faults they themselves instilled in them. (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach)

 

[Andrew0606]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. (Steven Wright)

 

[Andrew0606]

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. (Henny Youngman)

 

[Andrew0606]

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Andrew0606]

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. (Roy M. Cohn)

 

[Andrew0606]

I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself. (Aldous Huxley)