Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
(Mae West)

 

[Andrew0606]

Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse. (Richard Sasuly)

 

[Andrew0606]

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. (Margaret Thatcher)

 

[Andrew0606]

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. (P. J. O'Rourke)

 

[Andrew0606]

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. (Albert Einstein)

 

[Andrew0606]

Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Sansi]

If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. (Margaret Thatcher)

 

[Andrew0606]

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. (Mark Twain)

 

[Andrew0606]

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. (Ilie Nastase)

 

[Sansi]

Auf den Geist muss man schauen. Denn was nützt ein schöner Körper, wenn in ihm nicht eine schöne Seele wohnt. (Euripides)

 

[Sansi]

Die Ehe ist eine wunderbare Erfindung, aber das ist ein Fahrradflickzeugkasten auch. (Billy Connolly)

 

[armin65]

Mensch: ein merkwürdiges Wesen. Er arbeitet immer härter für das Privileg, immer höhere Steuern zahlen zu dürfen.
(George Mikes)

 

[Andrew0606]

I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington. (Muhammad Ali)

 

[Andrew0606]

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. (Walter Matthau)

 

[Andrew0606]

It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste. (Henry Ford)

 

[Andrew0606]

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. (Margaret Thatcher)

 

[Sansi]

Das Gestern ist fort - das Morgen nicht da. Leb' also heute! (Pythagoras von Samos)

 

[Sansi]

Gesegnet seien jene, die nichts zu sagen haben und den Mund halten.
(Oscar Wilde)

 

[pscheidl]

Man soll weder annehmen noch besitzen, was man nicht wirklich zum Leben braucht. (Mahatma Gandhi)