Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste. (Henry Ford)

 

[Andrew0606]

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August. (Ronnie Shakes)

 

[Andrew0606]

I'm a peoples man - only the people matter. (Bill Shankly)

 

[Andrew0606]

A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies. (Robert Paul)

 

[Andrew0606]

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes. (Voltaire)

 

[Andrew0606]

You see things; and you say: "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say: "Why not?" (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[schauri]

Mit der Zeit vollbringen unsere Vorfahren immer ruhmreichere Taten.

(Wieslaw Brudzinski)

 

[Sansi]

Karriere ist etwas Herrliches, aber man kann sich nicht in einer kalten Nacht an ihr wärmen. (Marilyn Monroe)

 

[Sansi]

Die Unterschiede zwischen Ehemännern sind so gering, dass man ruhig den ersten behalten kann. (Adela Rogers St. John)

 

[Sansi]

Auch den Möbelpackern sind Leute, die Bücher lesen, zuwider. Aber sie haben wenigstens einen guten Grund dafür. (Gabriel Laub)

 

[Andrew0606]

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
(Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Andrew0606]

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. (Albert Einstein)

 

[Andrew0606]

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. (Jo Brand)

 

[Andrew0606]

Do you see this? N-Y-P-D! Means I will knock your punk-ass down! (Will Smith)

 

[Andrew0606]

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
(Mahatma Gandhi)

 

[Andrew0606]

We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives. (Dr. Quinn Burchenal)

 

[Andrew0606]

Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player. (Albert Einstein)

 

[Andrew0606]

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion. (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

 

[Andrew0606]

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (Homer Simpson)

 

[Spacyman]

Politik ist wie Steilwandfahren. Man muss ständig Vollgas geben, sonst stürzt man ab. (Klaus Kinkel)