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things you could do watching lord of the rings




  • Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
  • Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  • After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
  • Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
  • Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
  • Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
  • Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
  • When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
  • Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
  • Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
  • When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
  • In "The Two Towers" when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
  • Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
  • During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Wally?"
  • Start an Orc sing-a-long.
  • Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
  • When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
  • Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
  • Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
  • Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
  • When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
  • Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
  • When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "May the Forest be With You!"
  • Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
  • When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Eart needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
  • Stand outside the cinema with a donation box and a sign that reads: "Orc preservation fund! Support the poor orc widows and children that this vicious war leaves behind."
  • Put on a pair of "Spock" ears and approach everyone in the cinema stating: "This is not logical"
  • Sit in your seat with a high placard above you that reads: "Quiet please, wizard training in progress."
  • Pass around a petition requesting the elves remain in Middle Earth.
  • Paint a toy sword with blue iridescent paint, stand in front of the cinema with the sword held high and scream: "The orcs are coming! The orcs are coming!"
  • Stand in front of the screen for the whole movie and whenever someone tells you to get out of the way, point at a your finger and say with all ernest: "But I've got the ring on, you can see right through me."
  • Every 5 minutes, stand up and release a moth. One minute later stand up and complain: "Where is that damned bird?"
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