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06.09.17 06:51 | (00) Do not squander time – this is stuff life is made of.
05.09.17 06:50 | (00) Everyone is the creator of one's own fate.
04.09.17 19:10 | (00) Fools grow without watering.
03.09.17 07:05 | (00) Language is the dress of thought.
28.08.17 10:11 | (00) Everything takes longer than you think.
27.08.17 09:04 | (00) Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
26.08.17 07:18 | (00) To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist,
25.08.17 06:38 | (00) No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
23.08.17 12:15 | (00) The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.
22.08.17 16:07 | (02) It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they
21.08.17 19:30 | (01) Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting u
19.08.17 05:59 | (02) It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not s
18.08.17 21:52 | (01) Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
17.08.17 07:36 | (01) Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
16.08.17 10:14 | (01) Be careful with your thoughts – they are the beginning of de
14.08.17 07:23 | (02) God never makes errors.
12.08.17 07:16 | (01) It is useful sometimes to recall your past in order to stron
11.08.17 06:12 | (02) The inevitable price we pay for our happiness is eternal fea
10.08.17 06:15 | (02) Don't break up with your past until you're sure in your futu
09.08.17 11:51 | (02) If you let your past go, it doesn't mean that your past will
08.08.17 15:56 | (01) A man is always afraid of the unknown, because what is known
07.08.17 19:55 | (01) Boy — «dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother.» S
06.08.17 16:32 | (01) A man is talking to God. The man: God, how long is a million
04.08.17 20:10 | (02) Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings.
03.08.17 07:10 | (02) What’s the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-
01.08.17 06:22 | (01) Why is your dog sitting here and watching me e ...
31.07.17 07:50 | (01) One famous composer was once invited to dinner. The dinner w
29.07.17 20:39 | (01) A speaker talking for more than two hours said to his audie ...
28.07.17 07:28 | (01) Mary’s boyfriend was once invited to a family dinner. After
27.07.17 16:47 | (02) Two men were leaving a museum. One of them said: “That wa
26.07.17 06:06 | (02) Two friends meet. The first asks: “Have you got a cigarette?
25.07.17 16:02 | (01) Language specialists claim that the five sweetest phrases i ...
24.07.17 09:33 | (01) The class is having a gym lesson. The students are doing “th
23.07.17 19:23 | (01) John worked as a cabin boy on a small ship. One morning he b
23.07.17 04:37 | (01) Two men, who are in the country for holidays, are walking i ...
22.07.17 04:41 | (01) Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose
26.05.17 12:49 | (01) "Canadian Phone" (A story about opiate crisis in Canada)
12.05.17 09:50 | (01) “I know that you believe you understand what you think I sai
03.05.17 16:31 | (02) No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
02.05.17 12:08 | (01) Be careful with your thoughts – they are the beginning of de
26.04.17 23:25 | (00) An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her
13.04.17 06:46 | (00) Senior Moments
12.04.17 18:39 | (00) Why women make better assassins.
26.03.17 21:31 | (01) A man placed an advertisement «Wife wanted».
24.03.17 14:10 | (00) What is the longest word in the English language?
23.03.17 19:25 | (00) Wer B sagt, muss auch C sagen!
22.03.17 08:42 | (00) What’s the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-
21.03.17 21:56 | (02) An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: «wom
17.03.17 14:41 | (01) Two kids are talking
16.03.17 17:21 | (00) Russian tourists. The couple arrived at the resort. They mov
15.03.17 20:34 | (00) At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her i
14.03.17 10:51 | (01) Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one ca
17.02.17 21:00 | (01) Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power
27.01.17 11:30 | (01) Virus Alert
26.01.17 15:38 | (00) A talking Frog
23.01.17 13:21 | (00) Appropriate punishment
22.01.17 19:32 | (00) THE KITTY
18.01.17 12:24 | (00) Different sex outcomes
16.01.17 11:43 | (00) What am I?
15.01.17 08:49 | (00) There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
13.01.17 07:41 | (00) Bra sizes
11.01.17 14:47 | (00) Every damn time
10.01.17 06:39 | (00) An English teacher
09.01.17 08:45 | (00) How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
08.01.17 05:34 | (00) What is a mans idea of foreplay?
07.01.17 08:17 | (00) True love
06.01.17 04:59 | (00) The Irish Virus
05.01.17 08:04 | (00) One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
04.01.17 08:09 | (00) Persistency Act
03.01.17 07:31 | (00) Twice a day
02.01.17 14:07 | (00) Traditions
31.12.16 15:30 | (00) Ghost sex
30.12.16 11:06 | (00) Together again
25.12.16 18:54 | (00) gag
22.12.16 09:09 | (00) joke
22.12.16 09:05 | (00) gag
21.12.16 21:26 | (00) gag
19.12.16 08:43 | (00) Mission: Go to gap,bay a pair of pants
18.12.16 10:10 | (00) joke
18.12.16 10:06 | (00) humor