Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[rotherhund]

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
english comedian and actor
06/01/1928 - 12/29/2003
Bob Monkhouse

 

[biene01090]

Herr Aljechin, bevorzugen Sie die Dame auf dem Brett oder auf dem Bett? Das kommt auf die Position an.
(Alexander Aljechin)

 

[rotherhund]

Es gibt kein Verbrechen, keinen Kniff, keinen Trick, keinen Schwindel, kein Laster, das nicht von Geheimhaltung lebt.
Ungarisch-amerikanischer Journalist
1847 - 1911
Joseph Pulitzer

 

[Andrew0606]

I never think of myself as an icon. What is in other people's minds is not in my mind. I just do my thing.
(Audrey Hepburn)

 

[Andrew0606]

God created the poet, then took a handful of the rubbish that left and made three critics. (T.J. Thomas)

 

[Andrew0606]

It is not possible to fight beyond your strength even if you strive. (Homer)

 

[Andrew0606]

Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya. (Honey Bunny)

 

[Andrew0606]

Conquer, but don't triumph. (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach)

 

[Andrew0606]

Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Andrew0606]

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. (Frank McKinney Hubbard)

 

[Andrew0606]

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. (Victoria Wood)

 

[Andrew0606]

People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable. (P. J. O'Rourke)

 

[Andrew0606]

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. (Ken Dodd)

 

[Andrew0606]

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Andrew0606]

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. (Muhammad Ali)

 

[Andrew0606]

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. (Voltaire)

 

[Andrew0606]

A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets. (Homer Simpson)

 

[Andrew0606]

All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant. (Aldous Huxley)

 

[Andrew0606]

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. (Henry Ford)

 

[Andrew0606]

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)