Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. (David Letterman)

 

[Andrew0606]

The future ain't what it used to be. (Yogi Berra)

 

[Andrew0606]

Friendship: A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[Andrew0606]

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

 

[Andrew0606]

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment. (Agatha Christie)

 

[Andrew0606]

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. (Wernher von Braun)

 

[Andrew0606]

Women need a reason to have S*x. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)

 

[Andrew0606]

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. (P. J. O'Rourke)

 

[Andrew0606]

I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington. (Muhammad Ali)

 

[Andrew0606]

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. (Homer Simpson)

 

[Andrew0606]

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. (Horace)

 

[Andrew0606]

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. (Totie Fields)

 

[Andrew0606]

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. (Henry Ford)

 

[Andrew0606]

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

 

[Andrew0606]

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown! (Bill Murray)

 

[Sansi]

Ich habe eine große Zärtlichkeit und Bewunderung für die Erde und keine Spur davon für meine Generation. (Ernest Hemingway)

 

[pscheidl]

Selbstironie ist das klügste Stilmittel, um Unterhaltung zu machen. (Barbara Schönberger)

 

[Andrew0606]

Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

 

[Andrew0606]

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say: "I want to see the manager!" (Willliam S. Burroughs)

 

[Andrew0606]

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
(P. J. O'Rourke)