Zitatsprüche von Klamm.de - Hellobox

[Andrew0606]

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)

 

[Andrew0606]

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear. (P. J. O'Rourke)

 

[Andrew0606]

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course. (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[Andrew0606]

You see things; and you say: "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say: "Why not?" (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[Andrew0606]

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. (Errol Flynn)

 

[Andrew0606]

I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington. (Muhammad Ali)

 

[Andrew0606]

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
(Bob Hope)

 

[Andrew0606]

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. (Rita Mae Brown)

 

[Andrew0606]

Conquer, but don't triumph. (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach)

 

[Andrew0606]

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. (Orson Welles)

 

[schauri]

Lache nie über die Dummheit der anderen. Sie ist deine Chance.

(Winston Churchill)

 

[Sansi]

Wer seinen Nächsten verurteilt, der kann irren. Wer ihm verzeiht, der irrt nie. (Karl Heinrich Waggerl)

 

[Andrew0606]

Never trust a thin chef. (Anonymous)

 

[Andrew0606]

Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family! (Al Bundy)

 

[Andrew0606]

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. (David Letterman)

 

[Andrew0606]

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual. (Patrick Moore)

 

[Andrew0606]

Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story. (John Pentland Mahaffy)

 

[Andrew0606]

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing. (Bill Shankly)

 

[Andrew0606]

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. (Yogi Berra)

 

[Andrew0606]

Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)