Merry Christmas allerseits …

[FischkopfXL]

Hab hier was schönes gefunden

When the snow falls wunderbar
and the children happy are,
when the Glatteis on the street,
and we all a Glühwein need,
then you know, es ist soweit:
she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
weil die people fahren jetzt
all to Kaufhof, Media Markt,
kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.

Shopping hirnverbrannte things
and the Christmasglocke rings.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
hear the music, see the lights,
frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,
merry Christmas allerseits …

Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks.
Daddy in the Nebenraum
schmücks a Riesenweihnachtsbaum.
He is hanging auf the balls,
then he from the Leiter falls …

Finally the Kinderlein
to the Zimmer kommen rein,
And es sings the Family
schauerlich: “Oh, Christmastree!“

And the jeder in the house
is packing die Geschenke aus.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
hear the music, see the lights,
frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,
merry Christmas allerseits …

Mama finds unter the Tanne
eine brandnew Teflonpfanne.
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
everybody does frohlocken.

President speaks in TV,
all around is Harmonie.
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans!

And so comes die Feuerwehr
with tatü, tata daher,
and they bring a long, long Schlauch
and a long, long Leiter auch.

And they schrei – “Wasser marsch!“
Christmas is – now im – Eimer …
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
hear the music, see the lights,
frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht.
Merry Christmas allerseits …

Zuerst hab ich auch gedacht - boa is das schlecht, aber irgendwann ist es einfach nur noch lustig

 

[vigenzo]

When the last Kalendersheets
flattern through the winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweit,
she does come the Weihnachtszeit.

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble,
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business,
kaufen this und jene things
and the churchturmglocke rings.

Manche holen sich a Tännchen
when this brennt they cry "Attention".
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
"Please come quick to löschen her!"
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes
the hit is now her Jogurtkeks
and the Opa says als Tester
"We are killed bis to Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine-
yes this is the christmastime!

Day by day does so vergang,
and the holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember
this is immer in Dezember.
The childrenlein are coming
candle-Wachs is abwärts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
well this is the Weihnachtstime.

Baby-eyes are kugelrund,
the family feels kerngesund,
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they're hocking,
then nothing can them ever shocking.
They are happy, are so fine
this happens in the christmastime.

Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum
the Tränen rennen down and down,
bis our mother plötzlich flennt:
"The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
Her nose indeed is very fine
ENDE OF THE WEIHNACHTSTIME